The GruMbleS of a GrumbleR

And after tons and tons of blah-blah-blaing about their "superior" health product and company, and sh0wing off photos of people who, according to THEM, after consuming E**** products, recovered from all kinds of diseases, even cancer, that guy (which i shall address him as FL here) drew out a piece of paper (which seemed to be some kinda form) and started filling in it, while BW kept on talking.

BW: ...This thursday night got a seminar at *****. About spirulina. Wanna come with me?It's FREE!
me: Har?? See first lar.. Very busy these days. Final exam 2 weeks from now. Actually now is my study week.
BW: Only a few hours nia!!Come lar...
me: If i got time i call you lar.
FL: (interupting)You go that seminar, you can know EVERYTHING about spirulina. What's its function and bla...bla............
me:............I'll see if i have time.
BW: (pointing to something in the catalougue)....and this is the XXX skin product i told you just now lor. Very worth ler. RM2++ for three bottle. Can last two months ler. Now is the promotion period.
me:......
BW: If you want i can share wif you.
me: erm..i think no lah. (Joking) Give it to me free lo.
BW:..........
FL: (looked up after he heard me say that) Oh. That one cannot. But this one i can give you, free of charge. (He took out a small bottle from his bag and show it to me) This bottle of niu chu ru cost RM80 something if you buy it.
me: *shock*Really? I'm just joking la.. you don't have to give me that.
BW: Let your sis try it out lar..you can mix the tablet with RO water then apply on her scar. It can make those scars DISSAPPEAR!!
me: (laughing out loud) ha..I thought TABLET are meant for swallowing..and deep scars are permanent..haha...funny..
FL: Its true.

FL then pointed to some of the photos in the album and started on about the "superiority" of that product again, looking excited.

FL: See this guy in the picture? His face was scarred from an accident...now you see(pointing to another picture)..after he consume this niu chu ru...no trace of the scars anymore. No computer tricks in these pics!! Right, BW?
BW:Yeah..yeah...very effective!!
FL: Nah..i'll open it now. You can have a try on the tablet now. It had a very nice smell also.
me: No..no..no..Don't open lah..i was joking just now. Never really want anything.
FL: (Put down that bottle)OK BW, you continue la, i want to complete this form 1st. You go on tell her about that MRT camp this weekend.

BW: Yeah, we have a 2-days-1-night camp at ******Hotel this weekend. You can learn everything about the 4 stages of Molecular Reform Therapy (and blah..bl..bla.......)
FL: (interupting again)Many professional ranging from medical doctors and dieteticians to USM students also go there. You're from USM right? You'll meet many of your friends there.
me: har??!!No lah..my friend don't join E**** one.
FL: In that case you'll find many new friends there. I'm also one of ex-USM graduate. Soc. Science. What's your course?
BW: Erm..me too.
FL: WOW!!! What a coincidence!I actually met my junior today!!
BW: Wah...Then you must go liao lo..
me: *Roll my eyes*Who said?
BW: Go lar..I don't have company. You go with me, then we stay in the same room lor.
me: See first lar..
BW: Why?!! You want to study hior??
me: .......
FL: Aiya..let me give you some advice as a senior la. Don't give yourself so much pressure la. When i was in USM, i was that kinda happy-go-lucky guy, never study hard also can get very good result. I study smart.
BW: Ya lor. He got 1st class degree ler!!
me: Wah..so clever...

BW: You go with me lar.. Its very WORTH lar. ONLY RM250 nia...
FL: Yeah..just imagine what it cost if you go stay at hotel for one day...Here we provide food somemore, and PLUS, (pointing to the brochure) you can get this..this..this and this absolutely FREE!!! If you go buy those four products, you gotta pay RM280 ler!!!Where can you find a camp so worthwhile!!
me:...see first la..RM250 wor..no money la..
FL: I won't cheat you1..these four products very good 1...just like BW introduced to you just now...very effective against..(bla..bla...bla...on and on). Right, BW??
BW: Yeah, yeah...I personally tried it before. Its true!
me:.........